[ar:Taylor Swift]

Hey, hey
T swizzle
T swizzle
T bizzle
T bizzle

I’m like 8 foot 4,
Blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed
About rapping hardcore

No I ain’t got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I’m still a thug

I’m so gangsta you can find me
Baking cookies at night
You out clubbing,
But I just made caramel delight

T swift and T pain
Rappin on the same track
It’s a thug story
Tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night
I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth,
And diamonds on my mic

By the time I woke
I was singing
“I’M ON A BOAT”

Cuz I’m a
Singer turned rapper
Shorty I’m a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I’ma take ya

You can call me T Sweezy
Now I’m a rap star
Hey, It’s a thug story
Now tell them who you are

Singer turned gangsta
You don’t wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee

T swift and t pain
All up on the same track
It’s a thug story tell me
Now can you get with that

What! what!
I knit sweaters yo!
What! what!
Don’t test me [bleep]

Hey hold on,
Hold on
I didn’t even say anything
WHAT?
I said “yo”
YUP

You guys bleeped me
And I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t even swear
SHE DIDN’T EVEN SWEAR
Hello??

Submitted By Rory Salzman